Monday Can Be Fun (but usually isn't) # 1

Hi everybody!

It's Monday, how are you? 

No matter whether you hate Mondays or love them, some fun is a great way to start a new week. Monday can be fun but usually isn't...unless you are prepared to make an effort. I will be prepared for you, doing this meme alternatively with Musical Mondays. So once in a while. ;p I hope it will improve your mood!

This week please, acquaint yourself with lesser known Murphy's Laws, Murphy's definitions and other appendixes!

Lesser Known Murphy's Laws

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.
• Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
• If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
• The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat, drinking beer all day, doing little else and neglecting his duties. He will also find some followers.
• Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.
• The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Works like wonder. It even features some sound alarm.
• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Other Factors When Studying Murphy's Law

Finagle's Rider
Anything that can go wrong, will- but only at the worst possible moment.

Forsyth's Corollary 
Just when you see the light at the end of the tunnel, the roof caves in right before you.

Gumperson's Law 
The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

Zymurgy's Law
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to sweep them into a larger can (but only if you manage to do it in the next five seconds).

Hanlon's Razor
Never assume malice when ordinary stupidity will suffice. Don't do idiots a favour.

Brook's Law
Adding manpower to a project that is behind schedule will delay it further.

And finally:

Inverse of Murphy's Law

If something does go right subsequent events will show that it would have really been better if it had gone wrong.

Have a great Monday!

Good night, see you next week!