Hi everybody!
It's Monday, it's 13th of February, how are you doing?
I know, it is not easy to survive St. Valentine's Day. Let's hope these cartoons and jokes will help!
I know, it is not easy to survive St. Valentine's Day. Let's hope these cartoons and jokes will help!
500 Valentine Cards
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine's day, he couldn't help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike's curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, "I'm sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asked Mike.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
A request
Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into a local pub on St. Valentine's Day. After a while he noticed a pretty, well-dressed woman gazing at him without blinking her big, brown eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest, most seductive voice, 'I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition.'
The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment, still gazing at him beseechingly. She asked as if in a trance, 'What's your condition?'
Phil answered, 'Tell me your wish in just three words.'
There was a long pause. Finally the woman sighed, opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes again and whispered, 'Clean my house.'
The Darwin Valentine made me giggle. :)
ReplyDeleteLove the Roses are red rhyme! Made me giggle which is a good start to the week - and better than I was expecting! :)
ReplyDeleteLisa, that cartoon cracked me up as well! I knew I had to feature it!
ReplyDeleteMel, I am happy that I made you smile, nah, giggle! The rhyme is so sweetly artless and true! As you see, Monday can be fun!
You could have made Monday musical too with Love Hurts by Nazareth or Dire Straits Love Stinks.
ReplyDeleteLOL I hate Valentines Day. I am not romantic enough to see the point. I do like Sadie Hawkins Day or Leap Year. I prefer to chose than be chosen. That way you get what you want. (in theory)
I prefer to chose than be chosen. That way you get what you want. (in theory)
DeleteThe Red Witch, that what I call a sensible approach!
Dire Straits - I must feature them here. I am not sure about the choice of the song but one Monday they will be my guests!
*sniff* I feel a bit sad now :/ Happy Valentine's Day! ;)
ReplyDeleteThese are funny. I hate Valentine's Day. So depressing.
ReplyDeleteAll the best to you, dear Blodeuedd!
ReplyDeleteBrooke, I happen to share your sentiment *hugh*
That 500 cards was funny. Thanks for the smiles on a bleck Monday.
ReplyDeleteHa! Valentine's Day is actually my favorite holiday. :) I love giving people cards and candy.
ReplyDeletecarol- my pleasure really!
ReplyDeleteHeidenkind - I like giving gifts but not necessarily on 14th of February. I see no point of it. If you like it, however, then have fun!
Lol, too funny!
ReplyDelete@Aurian :) I am pleased you like them!
ReplyDeleteI definitely like The Request! With two teenagers who don't seem to comprehend the concept of clearing up after themselves, that would make my Valentine day!
ReplyDeleteSome poems rhyme, others don't. LMAO!! HAHAHA! I loved the divorce lawyer one, too. Those cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteTracy, I can see the virtue of such an approach!
ReplyDeleteJen thanks for your laugh and a visit!