Tuesday, 7 June 2011

Teaser Tuesday, 7 of June



Teaser Tuesday is hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.

Here are the rules: Grab your current read. Open to a random (or not so random) page. 
Share the title & author, too, so that other Teaser Tuesday participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!



This week my teaser comes from "Magic Slays" by Ilona Andrews. It is sweet indeed:


"I tapped the paper with my pen. 'Rene, you want us to find you-don't know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-don't-tell-me-whom?'

Monday, 6 June 2011

Mini review: Tobacco-Stained Mountain Goat by Andrez Bergen

I got that book courtesy of the author and Melissa from Books and Things – thank you both very much! It came free of charge in exchange for an honest review.

Synopsis

Welcome to the claustrophobic, bleak Melbourne of the future where people called Deviants are hunted by the Seeker Branch of the Police. Hospitals no longer exist to heal or rehabilitate but to terminate your life. Real milk and real eggs are luxuries for the Rich and every woman had undertaken a lot of cosmetic enhancements.

Floyd Maquina, also addressed to as Two-Seven-Two-Seven is a freshly recruited police officer undergoing an in house training which is intended to hone his skills and develop his response times. It is also done to gauge his current psychological status which is far from rosy. He decided to join the forces in order to help his terminally ill wife, Veronica, whose hospitalization cost him a small fortune.

To let off the steam he drinks, smokes and meets with an attractive coworker, Nina Canyon a.k.a Laurel. He calls her his “femme fatale” because she dresses like some old movies’ heroines (Lauren Bacall for example). The situation deteriorates swiftly when during the training the Police make him think he killed his wife and then he is informed that she really died in Hospital. Then Laurel is relocated to the Hospital as well and nobody knows why. Finally the restaurant guests where Floyd is having dinner with his sister are attacked by a pair of deviants. Floyd defends himself and his sister becoming an instant tv celebrity. Now he is given more and more ‘assignments’ which are recorded by embedded reporters and broadcast as live entertainment. He even gets a serious business proposition he can hardly refuse as it might free Laurel from the Hospital clutches. Will he find out what is going on?


What I liked:


  • Many oh so many references to different good old movies – it would be impossible list them all here. I can’t remember when my cinema knowledge was so tested in a book. Apocalypse Now, The Seventh Seal, Bullit, The Third Man, That Certain Feeling, The Maltese Falcon, All About Eve, Seven Samurai, Soylent Green – you name it. Fortunately they are all listed at the end of the book.
  • Mixing Japanese culture with the cinema noir was definitely a good, original move. It created an atmosphere.


What I didn’t like:


  • Underdevelopped baddies department. It was never sufficiently explained who Deviants were and why they were hunted down. Hylax, the big bad company was never fully presented in its ugliness either. 
  • It took me some time to get into the rhythm of the narration. The book was readable but not easily so. Maybe it was a deliberate trick.
  • The main hero, Floyd, was presented as strangely suppressed guy. His wife dies, then he loses his girlfriend and his defense mechanisms never kick in – he goes to work, he drinks, business as usual.
  • The ending left me puzzled – so it is enough to kill one baddie to have all your problems solved and the title goat was a real goat? Where did it come from?
  • Too many f –words. I know the main lead is seriously depressed and he lives in a harsh world but when the number of f-words exceeds 5-6 on one page I get annoyed. You can always let your readers know about the harsh situation in a more subtle way. If you don’t know how, consult old movies.


Final verdict:

The idea was great, the main hero – coherent and even honourable to some extend, despite harsh conditions, but the execution I found a bit botched, especially when it came to the world building and such. All in all I am not sold – sorry.


Lauren BacallCover of Lauren Bacall
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Sunday, 5 June 2011

Reviewing a classic in the summer: Splendeurs et misères des courtisanes (A Harlot High and Low, 1847) by Honoré de Balzac


  • Paperback: 560 pages
  • Publisher: Penguin Classics (December 30, 1970)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0140442324
  • ISBN-13: 978-0140442328
  • genre: suspence/romance/ sociological novel
  • target audience: adults



Synopsis:

The book is a sequel of “ Illusions perdues” (‘Lost Illusions’) and the last part of ‘ La Comédie Humaine’, a series which forms a cohesive overview of French Parisian and Provincial society during the Restoration and July Monarchy. Like the previous part it features the same main characters: Lucien Chardon /de Rubempré and Vautrin. In order to make it more lucid let me summarize the first part very shortly before progressing to the second.

Lucien starts off as a young, handsome, talented man from good but impoverished family. He hopes to make his mark as a poet and, in order to do so, he moves from his provincial home to Paris. After being spurned by an aristocratic lover, he is forced to prostitute his talent in different newspapers in order to survive. Things go from bad to worse and Lucien, who had made a lot of foolish mistakes and doesn’t possess a strong character make up for them, is about to commit suicide. In the last moment he is approached by a sham Jesuit priest (read: devil incarnated), the Abbé Carlos Herrera a.k.a Vautrin, an escaped convict and criminal mastermind. They make a pact in which Lucien agrees to follow Vautrin's instructions on how to conquer Paris promising to share his future riches and glory.

Vautrin manages to arrange a very profitable marriage between Lucien and a rich aristocratic heiress named Clotilde de Grandlieu. It revives Lucien’s ambitions and hopes. Clotilde is intelligent but ugly; she fancies Lucien but he prefers his secret lover, Esther Van Gobseck. known as the Torpedo, the harlot of the title.
Esther and Lucien fall truly in love with each other. This fact might have thrown a wrench into Vautrin's best-laid plans; instead of forcing Lucien to abandon Esther the clever man allows him to continue the affair secretly making a good use of it. Pretending to be a clergyman Herrera/Vautrin convinces Esther that, in order to deserve Lucien she must become a completely different person. He sends her to a convent for a period of time to be taught how to become a proper Catholic girl (Esther is Jewish but it doesn’t matter). It's tough for her, she tries her best but she's a whore at heart. She does what she has to out of love, though. Once Esther has been turned into an acceptable mistress Herrera allows her and Lucien to continue their affair secretly. For four years Esther remains locked away in a house in Paris, totally secluded, taking walks only at night in a carriage, pretty much breaking any connection to her old Torpedo days. One night, however, the Baron de Nucingen, a rich banker, spots her and falls deeply in love with her. When Vautrin realizes that Esther became Nucingen's obsession he decides to use it and advance Lucien’s prospects.

The plan is the following: Vautrin and Lucien are 60,000 francs in debt. The luxurious lifestyle that Lucien has had to maintain in order to impress the family and friends of his future wife costs a lot and their creditors are getting impatient. They also need one million francs to buy the old Rubempré land back, so that Lucien can marry Clotilde and settle down like a real aristocrat. Esther out of love for Lucien agrees to become a courtesan again and milk as much money as possible out of the impossibly rich Nucingen. Things don't work out as smoothly as Vautrin would have liked – Esther, unable to betray her love and come unscathed, breaks down and commits suicide after sleeping with Nucingen for the first and only time (and, of course making him pay through his nose for it). Since the police have already been suspicious of Vautrin and Lucien, they arrest these two accusing them of murdering Esther. It turns out that only hours before her suicide she had actually inherited a huge amount of money from an estranged family member. If only she had held on, she could have married Lucien herself and become la grande dame.

Lucien, ever the sensitive, delicate poet, doesn't do well in prison. Although Vautrin actually manages to fool his interrogators into believing that he might be Carlos Herrera, a priest on a secret mission for the Spanish king, Lucien succumbs to the wiles of his interviewer. He tells his interrogator everything, including Vautrin's true identity. Afterwards he regrets what he has done and, pinning away for Esther, hangs himself in his cell.
Title page of Honoré de Balzac's The Splendors...Vautrin finds Esther dying in her flat via Wikipedia
His suicide, like Esther's, is badly timed. In an effort not to compromise the ladies from high society the justices had arranged to let Lucien go free. When he kills himself, things get more sticky and the maneuverings more desperate. It turns out that Vautrin possesses the very compromising letters sent by these women to Lucien, and he uses them to negotiate his release. He also manages to save and help several of his accomplices along the way, helping them to avoid a death sentence or abject poverty.

At the end of the novel, Vautrin actually becomes a member of the police force before retiring in 1845. The nobility that was so fearful for its reputation moves on to other affairs.

What I liked:

Balzac explores the artistic life of Paris in 1821-22, and furthermore the nature of the artistic life generally. He does it in a great way. He starts a simple story of a weak young man helped by an older, more experienced and cunning tutor and then it explodes into a multi-novel epic. The narrative is powerful enough to carry readers past any of the flaws – I wasn’t bored for one single second. The deception, corruption, and trickery, at every level of society are brilliantly displayed, often almost off-hand, in casual conversation because everyone expects nothing different. There's a great cast of secondary characters, too, from the maids Herrera uses in his carefully orchestrated plans to various members of high society.

I liked this book especially because, although Balzac doesn't do badly with the romance he builds his novel around, he doesn't really have much patience for it. He, like me, is not a romantic person at heart, believing in more primal instincts – survival, cunning, logic. Love doesn’t conquer all: no one is ever allowed to forget that Esther is a whore and likes her job, that it's practically in her blood and that she can be little else, no matter how hard she tries and no matter how much she adores her poor, infatuated, ambitious Lucien. Criminals are perceived similarly – the author even admires them for being true to themselves and their instincts. Small wonder Vautrin steals the show in every part of his series.

Balzac's writing, even at its messiest, it's never less than forceful. The best thing about him is that he never offers a didactic or 'social' novel (mind you we are dealing here with an 19th century writer!), and ultimately it's for the best that he lets himself get carried away by the nasty criminals so readily. A novel meant to be about prostitution, with a courtesan (or harlot) in the title, manages to dispense with her services for its entire final part: that's a bit odd but entirely deliberate. Balzac knows where his strengths lie and when Esther (or, especially, Lucien, the weakest link in the chain) no longer serves her/ his narrative purposes the author is quick to brush them aside and concentrate on the anti-hero he can have the most fun with.

What I didn’t like:

A Harlot High and Low is part of Balzac's grand 'Human Comedy' series, and like many of his novels it's one that seems to get out of hand. It seems too long; what's more the author simply doesn’t have any patience to describe good moments in full – the happy four-year period Lucien and Esther were granted by Herrera occupies...one paragraph.

And speaking of that period…I do wonder how Esther managed such a long seclusion. During that time she led a life of a vampire and should have succumbed to serious depression – think about vitamin D deficiency among other things…also the obsession of the rich old banker with a prostitute was presented a bit over the top. Well- different times, different criteria.

At last, Balzac's inability to make Esther and Lucien more forceful heroes, do prevent A Harlot High and Low from being a great novel, but it's nevertheless a very good one.

Final verdict:

It’s summer so treat yourself with this one. It might not be flawless but still the writing style is superb. If you know French I highly recommend reading it in original version. Formidable!
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Saturday, 4 June 2011

Summer review: Magic Slays (Kate Daniels 05) by Ilona Andrews



I got this book in a digital form from my friend pchłaszachrajka - thanks a lot! My review of previous parts (not all, mind you)  you can find here and here.


Genre: paranormal adventure/ romance
Target audience: adults

Synopsis:

Kate Daniels, previously a mercenary cooperating with the Order of Merciful Aid, is now on her own. Not entirely of course – as the Consort of Curran, the Beast Lord, she enjoys the protection of the Pack as she tries to kick-start her own business. Independence is rarely easy, especially when your former employers keep badmouthing you publicly, the bills keep coming and the clients are not exactly swarming near your office door. When, after a month of empty run, a serious order is placed Kate must accept it willy-nilly although it might prove to be a tad too dangerous. She joined forces with her best friend Andrea, now a retired (and heartbroken) Knight of the Order but still....when Atlanta's premier Master of the Dead calls to ask for help with a vampire on the loose, it is never a laughing matter.

Things get complicated a bit and then another client arrives - Kate is asked to find a certain genius inventor who constructed a very dangerous device – something that might kill as efficiently as an atomic bomb but is aimed mainly at the magical community. It is also definitely far less conspicuous than any other weapon of mass destruction. Different factions would like to control the device and poufff!!! All of a sudden the inventor and the prototype is missing. Are these two incidents somehow connected? Will Kate figure out who kidnapped him in time to save Atlanta? Will she find her missing adoptive daughter, Julie, who chose to run away from school for the fourth time? What else she will be able to find about her past?

What I liked:

Finally I’ve encountered a series which authors are not afraid of tackling very dangerous and mostly uncharted waters of marriage. Yes, Kate Daniels is now officially married to his Furriness the Beast Lord and her adventures remain as interesting (if not more) as they used to be in the previous installments! Kudos for courage (well, the series is, after all, written by a husband-and-wife team) and kudos for performance! To all of the authors who say the series is over once you let the relationship actually form – get a big old raspberry! Or listen twenty times without a break to the Cher's song 'Do you believe in life after love?' and learn the lyrics by heart along with the dance routine! Now perform it in front of your readers! Serves you right!


This part of the series is also, in my humble opinion, the best so far when it comes to psychology. The main heroine, surprise, surprise, matures a lot. She learns some new facts about her mother and her former guardian, Voron, and is able to analyze them from a new perspective. She also takes some practical lessons in responsibility and the ability of compromise. Meanwhile we are given plenty of very acute and accurate observations concerning the sources of mass murder and extremism. Overall I was really pleased by that aspect of this book.

Once again this series’ big highlight were the elements of Slavic mythology entwined cleverly into the plot and used in an original way. I love its take on vampires. What's more? The pacing of the narration was a bit too frantic but what could you expect? It made the novel as unputdownable as ever.

What I didn’t like (with spoilers, sorry):

Ok, now I think I will ruin my reputation a bit. Who cares. Yes, I wanted to see one character dead. A kid. She didn't die and I resent it.

Don’t get me wrong – I have nothing against that kid, she is cute and funny. The problem is that in this book she gets attacked and is infected with the Lyc-V virus. As a result, according to dr. Dolittle, she is inevitably turning into a loup. As always our wonder woman Kate manages to find a way to save her reminding herself about an obscure cabbalist called Eliah the Unbeliever.

Well, in previous books we were repeatedly told by different characters that it is virtually impossible to cure or save anybody who was turning or turned loup - any shifter, be it a child or an adult, who loses his/her sanity must be put down instantly as loupism is highly virulent, dangerous for the whole community etc, etc. Well, I do understand that the authors wanted to save the kid who provided constant comic relief; the readers might have reacted angrily if Julie had died as she was bound to do but letting her die would be, in my humble opinion, a far more consistent and logical move. Fairy tales are a domain of miraculous ‘cures’ of supposedly incurable ailments, not fantasy novels. This book was in some parts so good that such a solution and an instant HEA which followed it I found garishly out of place. On the other hand, when you think about it Curran managed to overcome a similarly dangerous predicament in a similarly outlandish way in the previous part so I suppose it is simply how the author deal with improbable problems. Pity. Without such silly, unreal scenes this series would be far more intelligent and excitable, at least to me.

Ok enough about poor Julie. I don't like the cover too.

One more thing – the unresolved situation between Andrea and a certain bouda left me displeased but maybe it will be amended in the next part (I certainly hope for a HEA here).

Final verdict:

I really enjoyed that one and I will continue to read the series but please, let it be less miracles more logic in the next installments!

Silent Saturday

Thursday, 2 June 2011

Friday Flash Fiction



Amy C at Romance Book Wyrm and Dottie atTink's Place have come up with the idea for a Monday Morning Flash Fiction challenge. Each Monday a new picture prompt will be posted and if you choose to participate - you publish your Fiction Flash  on Friday - 350 words, give or take. Below you can find the picture posted last Monday:


A lovely woman, don't you think? And these cat-like pupils...this will be the continuation of Grarron's story, which I started with this flash.



It seemed that everything was going precisely according to Grarron's plans. First he played a grief-stricken brother and nephew as he was recalling that fateful evening. He claimed that his uncle, the late king, seeing him victorious again, went berserk and had to be killed. Unfortunately he used lady Lorena as a living shield . A dangerous situation, standing right in front of a maniacal psychopath, even if he is sitting on the throne. The archer did what he could but still Lorena died. What a loss. Nobody objected to this version of events, anyway there were no unbiased witnesses left so why not to believe this sad, handsome prince? Lorena was his sister and very fond of him.

Grarron was crowned right after a week of compulsory mourning. The festivities, commemorating his coronation lasted three weeks to balance the things nicely. During that period the new king was constantly charming and mollifying his subjects with gold, flashy tournaments, food, and songs. If anybody had still doubts, they were very soon drowned in bottles of  wine, beer and tons of roasted cows, pigs and chickens. Soon enough whenever Grarron went people shouted his name and clapped, throwing flowers at his horse and drinking his health. Mothers brought their infants so he could bless them. Fair maidens blushed, provocatively wiggling their hips and sending him air kisses. The young king was the most eligible bachelor in the whole kingdom after all. The army profited as well- its ranks swelled by one third. Every young man was keen to serve such a fine commander who had an opinion of a fierce warrior, was generous with wine and paid wages without any delay.

All under control, as he liked it. Grarron smirked nastily listening to the reports of his spies concerning the mood of his subjects. Stupid, gluttonous pigs. Let's keep them sated with food and entertainment for a while. Soon they will feel the grip of his iron fist. Then bad luck made itself felt. It was started by a simple announcement made by a very surprised herald:

"My lord, somebody is here to challenge you to a duel."

Grarron thought it was a joke. He had ordered to allow his subjects a free entrance before the throne for the whole period of coronation festivities. One hour a day he held a public audience - if anyone wanted to beg him for a favour or just to see his face from a closer distance and express gratitude in a form of a gift he could do it without any official arrangements. A challenge was a bit over the top, though. Who dared even  to think about it and for what reason? Unless it was a joke...

"Let him come in," Grarron ordered, more curious than angry. He liked surprises and the sheepish adoration of his subjects became nauseatingly boring lately.

"It's not him, my lord. It's her."

A tall, slender woman entered the royal hall. She moved graciously like a cat. A warrior's helmet with a visor covered her head and most of her face but still you could tell she was uncommonly pretty. Her figure made Grarron sallivating. Her sword, however, looked deadly enough to make him a tad apprehensive all the same. If she could be persuaded to get rid of it...

"Who are you, my lady, and what's your request?" asked the herald.

"My name is not to be revealed before the duel. I am challenging king Grarron to a single combat," she answered in a husky voice.

"Why do you think, my lady, I would feel inclined to accept your challenge?" asked Grarron with a smile.

"Because if you don't accept it I will reveal how your uncle and your sister were killed."

Grarron felt uneasiness creeping through his body but he was a trained actor for a reason. He feigned a very persuasive, relaxed smirk.

"Old news my lady. Everybody knows how they died. It was almost a month ago."

People started to laugh around the throne as if on cue but the woman looked unfazed and focused.

"Nobody knows the truth, just you and me, my lord. If you want me to stay silent you must kill me in a honourable duel. Otherwise I will speak up."

"There are more than one way to silence such a beautiful lady. Killing is sometimes not necessary," quipped Grarron.

More sniggers ensued but the woman wasn't either amused or irritated. She stood and waited, gripping her sword in both hands. Finally Grarron decided to treat her more seriously.

"Why should I believe you? I don't even know your name. Give me a proof that your story is worth dueling for."

Her eyes flashed and Grarron felt a shiver running down his spine.

"Look at my hands more closely, my lord. They are still smeared with blood. Patch. It was the name of your archer-guard who had assisted you that evening. I killed him today but before that he had told me the whole story.Do you believe me now?"

Grarron blanched. The strange woman's hands were indeed a bit bloody and his most trusted archer-guard was indeed called Patch. He decided enough was enough.

"Guards!! Defend your king!! Take her to dungeons, preferably alive! I want to interrogate her just in case she is telling the truth about poor Patch!! Guards!! Guards!!!"

His voice boomed in the hall but nobody moved, just the woman. She came closer to him as deftly as any feline predator. Her words made him frozen with fear.

"Do you think I came here to waste time squabbling with your henchmen?" she hissed quietly. "Nobody will move until it is over. Stand and fight or die like a coward - the choice is yours!"

As the woman approached sweaty, panicking Grarron, the king was able to notice one more alarming detail. Her pupils were not circular, like those of a human, but vertical, like those of a cat.
She was a mutant.

Wednesday, 1 June 2011

Summer review: Touched by an Alien by Gini Koch


It's practically the summer so I decided to start Summer Chicklit Reviews on my blog. They will feature books which are perhaps not profound or brilliant or especially intellectual but are ideal for a day out on a beach or in a park, a garden or on your balcony - quick to read, amusing and light. I promise to be indulgent but of course  if I don't like anything I will write about it.



Touched by an Alien by Gini Koch is the first - enjoy!


  • Mass Market Paperback: 400 pages
  • Publisher: DAW; Original edition (April 6, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0756406005
  • ISBN-13: 978-0756406004
  • Target group: adult women. I can’t imagine a guy reading it but perhaps my imagination is somewhat limited.
  • Genre: sci-fi/paranormal romance
Synopsis:

Touched By An Alien is my first introduction to the Science Fiction Romance genre and the first book featured in my Summer Chicklit Reviews.

When Katherine “Kitty” Katt, a mid-level marketing manager, finds herself free after only a half-day of jury duty, the trouble finds her instantly too. An innocent fender-bender turns into an attrocious attack - one driver mutates into a winged monster straight from your worst nightmares (called a “superbeing” in the book) and he is attacking a woman and everything around. Kitty, without any second thought, takes him down with her trusty, expensive Mont Blanc pen.

Then she is swept into a secret community of Armani-clad, super-fast Alpha-Centaurian agents (all-male and drop-dead gorgeous). They are fighting a parasitic alien menace. The parasites can turn some chosen emotional humans into a variety of horrifying creatures. Kitty is taken to a secret installation deep below New Mexico, where she discovers, among other things, that yes, aliens did land on the Earth and her parents have been leading far more exciting lives than she had ever imagined. These agents want to recruit her to help them track a particularly powerful and dangerous superbeing who has taken over the mind of a terrorist leader. Saving America, the planet and, possibly, a universe. Who would reject such an opportunity?

Kitty starts to cooperate with a notably talented although incredibly cocky agent, Jeff Martini. One of the first statements out of Martini's mouth upon meeting Kitty is "will you marry me?" Well, the problem is he also has a cousin who immediately dislikes Kitty for a reason or two. Will they be able to save the Earth from the parasites being so…er…emotionally occupied if not tangled?

What I liked:

The sense of humour is a very big advantage of this novel. Without it the book would be close to unpalatable. Koch's style is funny and lighthearted - I found myself laughing out loud pretty often.

Kitty's ingenuity in the action scenes was entertaining; killing her first alien creature with her Mont Blanc pen was reminding me of a scene from one of the “Indiana Jones” movies (pen is mighter than a sword, right dr. Jones?) and spraying the big baddie in the face with extra hold hairspray was something even funnier. There were just enough believable reactions to the crazy situation Kitty found herself in to make her a bit relatable.


The world-building was thorough and intriguing to read about. Advanced transportation technology being hidden in the stalls of men's restrooms at airports made me howl with laughter – another fresh idea.


Finally I loved the fact that the A-C scientists were all women, and they were hardly interested in other Alpha Centaurian men, preferring very smart human men and could care less about looks.

Titillating factor:

Ms. Koch sets up the romance right from the beginning, which I wasn't sure I could swallow. Ok, undoubtedly there are people who go to bed after 12 hours (or less) of meeting each other for the first time but honestly, does it bring them any good? I didn't care for the fact that our sweet Kitty was rolling around in the sheets with Jeff within 12 hours of meeting him and while doing so the word "condom" wasn't even mentioned, let alone used. I wish the author added a tiny bit of edutainment though. I know from my personal experience that there are plenty of teen girls who, no matter how stupid or pathetic it might sound, will form their ideas about sex reading such books so a minute of responsibility would come in useful.

The other thing I didn't like was Kitty's elevator time with Christopher. To me, it made our heroine appear weak, shallow and disrespectful – almost sluttish. I think it wasn't the intention of the author. Kitty was made to atone for it, sure, but still it doesn’t bode well for the rest of the series. If I were her boyfriend I would shop for the newest version of a chastity belt.

Well, as it is summer and I promised myself being indulgent toward chicklit let me only say Ms. Koch did not hold back with the smex scenes and they were  Love In An Elevator Almost No Holds Barred steamy. If you like such scenes you can feast upon them here. It is not necessary a drawback, rather a matter of taste.

What I didn’t like:

First the title is a bit cheesy and so is the cover. I would never pick this book not hearing/reading anything about it previously.

Now a real drawback - the Love Triangle. Yeah…I hate them more and more and here we get it from the very beginning. It seemed superfluous to say the least of it.

Jeff and Chris are supposedly instantly in love with Kitty at first sight, and willing to throw away their life-long friendship to fight each other to the death over her. Riiiiiiiiiight. Chris "woos" her by being a jerk to her, Jeff talks constantly about marriage and children although he is fully aware of certain facts which might prevent him to wed Kitty and he keeps them secret, sly dog…guess who gets into her pants quicker?

Now the plot. With a sci-fi book you should expect some degree of outlandishness but there were too many of coincidences and leaps of logic wrapped in mysterious, prophetic happenings.  Well, either you accept it or you ditch the book. What's more? Some of the fight scenes were especially ridiculous. For example the idea that our protagonist, who is white, single, female and a marketing manager for goodness’ sake, can fly a fighter jet while getting instructions over the radio from a pilot stretched it definitely too far for me. People, gifted people mind you, spend YEARS to learn such skills.

By the way, the narration could have been better-spaced either. At least half of the book consists of characters sitting around, telling each other about different things. Talking heads are boring, and here we get about 100 pages of talking heads. On the other hand some issues should have been explained and they weren’t. For example the heroine is supposed to be Jewish but she talks a lot about the Bible (and not the Torah). Why? The A-C aliens are supposedly religious refugees from their world, but their beliefs are never clearly precised. Perhaps the next installment will amend it. The supporting characters are pretty one-dimensional but honestly, with the B-movie vibe of the book you shouldn’t expect anything else.

Finally here's also the issue of the aliens living on Earth coming from a planet with double suns, and having very different physiology (two hearts?) AND STILL having no problems at all living on Earth. Adaptation to the extreme…

Final verdict:

Overall, surprisingly, I rather enjoyed this book. If you're looking for a beach read - something fun, quick and devoid of vampires and werewolves, then this might be the right story. Don’t dwell too much on different plot holes and incongruities, though.