Monday, 31 January 2011

New poem of the month is here!



Another month is coming so I decided to change my poem of the month. Because it is going be the shortest month of the year, I chose a slightly longer poem - A Fairy Tale by Amy Lowell. You can find it and read it following this link
If you want to comment, however, and you are very welcome to comment by the way, you must do it here - other pages don't have any comment section. 

Water MoodImage by Gayle N via Flickr

 
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Sunday, 30 January 2011

Saturday, 29 January 2011

A kind of addition to my rating system

As you perhaps know only too well I do not have a proper rating system here- no points, no stars, flowers, hearts, cups or whatever. It is deliberate. I've always been of the opinion that the descriptive assessment is the most flexible one as it allows me to encompass many subtle differences, sometimes so important for the reviewer and also for readers. From now on, however, the books I consider to be truly outstanding, the ones that left me speechless and rather unwilling to read anything else for some time will be rewarded an additional, well-deserved distinction: this little button.



How do you like it?
ETA: I couldn't help myself - here is the appropriate badge for "Fallen" and other such flops:
I already added it to my Fallen review. What do you think ?

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Thursday, 27 January 2011

Review: Fallen by Lauren Kate

Reading level: Young Adult
Hardcover: 464 pages
Publisher: Delacorte Books for Young Readers; First Edition/First Printing edition (December 8, 2009)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0385738935
ISBN-13: 978-0385738934
Genre: paranormal romance

The digital version of this book was sent to me by my friend – thanks a lot Kasiul!
Cover of Cover of Fallen


Synopsis:

Lucinda Price or Luce had been involved in a bad accident and it was suspected she had killed her boyfriend but there was no proof of it. She also has claimed since her childhood that she has seen shadows stalking her, which only adds to the paranoia people presume of her. Now she is sent to a reform school, called Sword & Cross. It is an institution for special cases – teens who have had problems with law but haven’t been convicted of anything serious, anyway not yet. Luce is having hard time to adopt until she sees the gorgeous Daniel Grigori who smiles and…flips her off. No matter, there’s another hot guy on the horizon and his name is Cam. Cam seems only too happy to flirt with Luce but still it’s enough she glimpses Daniel she is losing her head and she simply doesn’t understand why. One of her few friends at that sad place, a girl called Pennyweather, tries to help her find out more about Daniel. It leads to a big fat reveal that he is a fallen angel (with collapsible wings) and Luce all of a sudden finds herself positioned straight in the middle of a major struggle between one faction of fallen angels and another faction of the aforementioned fallen angels. Oh, also her life is hanging by a thread as soon as Daniel kisses her. Because kiss they must. For better or for worse.

What I liked:

The cover is really very nice. Even more than nice – intriguing. I’ve always loved long hair and long dresses on tall, distressed beauties. Black and blue=sweet. Be careful, though- you can get brainwashed by those colours no problem.

What I didn’t like:

I didn’t like so many things that I hardly know where to start. Ok, my faithful black-red devil outfit (with extra horns) I put already on so I might as well start whenever I want.

First of all this book is full of cliches. The authoress took whatever feature she thought could be popular with teen girls and used it unscrupulously but without any flair or ingenuity. As a result you can take everything that was insufferably cheesy in the Twilight series and you are bound to find it here, just insert fallen angels instead of vampires and werewolves. Horrible mix.

I’ve never met so far a more irritating main character than Luce Price. She is so plain and dumb that one must wonder why she still claims to get good grades. She knows for sure one French word: genee (embarassed). Well, I was genee too reading about her and seeing no character development for over 400 pages.

When Daniel, this story's "hero", flips Luce the bird and then proceeds to treat her like garbage--on several occasions--what does Luce do? She instantly becomes obsessed with Daniel and breaks into the school records room to find out more about him. Not once does she think she might be seriously crossing a line by going through someone’s private records. Obviously, talking to him or his friends--like a normal person would--to find out more about him, is out of the question. No wonder she was sent to a special school. She is a criminal born only too stupid to deliver.

It also seems that nobody – neither the authoress nor her editor- bothered to check what is known and said about fallen angels in common sources like folklore or the Bible. As a result these creatures were presented in a way a dog might describe people (my dog, Jet says: “people are big dogs without much hair or sense of smell walking on two feet and making a lot of noise; if they are good, they show their teeth in a nice way providing food and scratches).What’s worse, the “fallen angel” angle was pretty much obvious from the very beginning of the story so there wasn’t any tension, any build-up in the plot making the whole novel as flat as a pancake without a filling. Having your main character come to such a “surprising” conclusion almost four hundred pages after the reader is just an insult. Most readers can think on their own after all.

Apart from our sweet Luce the book contains two paranormal studs competing for our heroine's affections (yeah, the evil romantic trio I despise so much). They were both supposed to be drastically handsome interesting and charismatic. Oh dear, if only they were a bit more 3D…Daniel, the “good angel”, can suffocate and collapse under the weight of his own brooding brow and smirked lips. Cam is a bit more human but hey, he is supposed to be evil which simply doesn’t make sense at all. Ok enough is enough even for me.

Final verdict:

A  DNF - definitely one of the worst YA paranormal romances I happened to read. Seriously, some Harlequins are written better and feature more likeable characters than this one. I am happy I didn’t buy it and I am angry I didn’t read a better book instead. A complete fiasco and waste of time from my point of view.

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Monday, 24 January 2011

Review: Extras (04 The Uglies) by Scott Westerfeld

Reading level: Young Adult
Hardcover: 432 pages
Publisher: Simon Pulse (October 2, 2007)
Language: English

ISBN-10: 1416951172
ISBN-13: 978-1416951179
Genre: dystopia, adventure, sci-fi

Question: How many parts are there in a trilogy?
Answer: Three, unless it is a real success. Then as many as the author feels like writing. For example four.

Synopsis:

Having commented on the fact that I am reviewing the FOURTH part of The Uglies trilogy I might proceed to the plot itself. Some two or three years after the Diego war and mind rain (if you do not understand, don't worry, it is all explained in the book) the most valuable and important thing is fame. If you are popular you can get enough merits to buy yourself a nice flat in a modern skyscraper and enjoy a popularity bubble (so a protective space around you) in the city. You might be invited to fantastic parties and your stories, published on the Internet, will get more kicks (so views and recommendations) than others, making you even more famous and richer. Small wonder in such a world everybody is a journalist or a journalist wanna-be and most people own their own flying remote control hovercams and snoop to get a scoop. 24/7. Recognition economy or Facebook on steroids - every citizen who wants to make a decent living must be simultaneously a celebrity and a paparazzi.

Aya Fuse, a fifteen-year-old Japanese girl, is tired of being a nobody (called an Extra) so she wants to find a story that can propel her face-rank to the top of the feeds - optimally boost her public name recognition above the level of her annoying but famous older brother. She has a good story on her mind and in order to find a useful footage she follows a secret group of daredevil girls who want to stay (incredible but true) unknown. Through some neat tricks of her own, she is finally asked to join the group, but as soon as it happens Aya becomes torn between spilling the story (and getting famous) and keeping the Sly Girls’ secret as she promised. Her situation is additionally complicated by finding a nice (and decently famous) manga-faced boyfriend in the process - a boyfriend who just can’t lie.

After a while Aya is even more perplexed finding that her little secret is nothing compared to what she and her new friends eventually uncover while surfing a very fast mag-lev train to a certain old mine. In short it is a thing which could spell disaster for the whole world. Aya decides to kick a story about it and now she becomes an instant celebrity but also an easy target for an unknown enemy. Fortunately the highest face-rank of them all – Tally Youngblood herself and some of her old friends– comes out of hiding and rushes to help but they all might be too late to save the world. Or they might be mistaken. Or both.

What I liked:

“Extras” is just as thrilling as its predecessors, but after reading the whole trilogy in a very short period of time (like a week) I felt already bit tired by the same old tricks. Still it doesn’t change the fact that “Extras” is also a thoughtful novel of ideas, a brilliant parody of the modern obsession with fame – this angle of the story was in my opinion the best. Westerfeld slyly shows what happens when you take the brakes off and let the market of media exposure determine your worth. Not pretty-making for sure. ;) An Asian MC was a nice idea but...ok let's pass to the section below.

What I didn’t like:

The winning formula combining high-stakes melodrama, cinematic action and thought-provoking insight into questions of human nature became a bit worn-out in this case but I bet if you read this book as a stand-alone novel (it can be done no problem) you would find it refreshingly original. Aya is a smart if confused girl but can be very annoying. After she hooks up with a group of danger-loving girls it all starts to sound a bit too similar to Tally herself and her adventures from the previous parts. Aya's romance I find the weakest link here – rather insipid overall. In the end the whole book felt anti-climatic but I admit the concept of Outer Space colonies opens up a whole new original plotline that Westerfeld could pursue in next parts of the Ugly series.

Final verdict:

This book is worth a read from any Scott Westerfeld fan, filled with interesting world building and amusing scenes, but it isn't one of his bests. Unless you are one of these people who can read books of the same author incessantly I strongly recommend taking a break between this one and the first three parts.

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Thursday, 20 January 2011

Teacher jokes

These ones were sent to my by my friend Kristin - thanks a bunch! I decided to share as laughter is the best medicine for winter blues! Have fun and tell me which one you like the best?

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:        Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:  Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


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TEACHER: Donald, what's the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:
      Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE:           I is...
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    
 
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:       Because George still had the axe in his hand.  
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:     No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:   A teacher