Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Wishful Wednesday, 15 September

The meme is hosted by Brooke Bluestocking Guide.

This week my wish is pretty simple - as it's been raining too long I wish I had the Parasol Protectorate trilogy (at least so far a trilogy)  by Gail Carriger. In fact I've already ordered it hearing that a new book has been launched not so long ago. Simple wish, isn't it?

Tuesday, 14 September 2010

Teaser Tuesday 14 September

The Tuesday meme hosted by MizB at shouldbereading.wordpress.com
This week feel the atmosphere dominating the criminal underworld of Chicago - a fragment from "Hard Time" by Sara Paretsky.

"While the officer undid the lock, she whispered that her mother was an upholsterer, that she'd bring her over in the morning and get her to repair my couch, no charge. I was too tired and  too angry to do anything but nod my sore neck."

Cover of Hard Time (V.I. Warshawski Novels)
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Sunday, 12 September 2010

From my brain to this blog part 1

The post is following the creative exercise,  started and hosted by Brooke Bluestocking Guide. Feel free to comment and join in, writing a short story which begins like this:


That’s what happens when you follow your heart...

That’s what happens when you follow your heart: you end up standing in front of a shop window, drooling over the nicest pair of red stilettos you could imagine and knowing fully well you can't afford them. They were cherry-red beauties, made of calf leather in Italy (where else?), and very, very high - about 5 inches or 12 cm if you live across the pond.

The price tag was taken straight from my worst nightmares, though; a four-digit monster starting with 3...let me only tell you that I could have bought 10 (say:ten) pairs of decent, sensible, genuine-leather shoes for such an amount of money. Why love at first sight can't be cheap? I fell head over heels with these ones nonetheless. I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep. I felt I would be a better, happier person having them on. Without them, my life seemed to be utterly miserable. I had no choice.

I spotted them on a Saturday. Two days later I dressed up for the occasion, put on a bit of make-up and returned to the shop to talk with the assistant and try on the sweethearts. My first date with a pair of shoes. Fortunately you don't have to pay for trying them on. The stilettos were comfortable but painfully high- definitely too high to walk around town or dance or just stand and be bored at functions and such. Not that I go out a lot anyway. Usually I wouldn't even bother looking at them too long - what's the point, after all? You can't wear them - you don't buy'em, as simple as that. Love makes you foolishly blind though, and I was blind enough to ask about any possibility of purchasing one pair on the installment plan. After all for such a sum of money I would be able to get a new laptop or an old car. The assistant was understanding about my inquiry but she had to talk to the shop manager first. I promised to return soon and asked to put aside one pair of the right size. I was sure they might disappear overnight despite the outlandish price - who wouldn't want  a pair of such beauties!

Saturday, 11 September 2010

Silent Sunday

Friday, 10 September 2010

Review: Steve Hely „How I Became a Famous Novelist”

Review: Steve Hely „How I Became a Famous Novelist”

Synopsis:
Cover of Cover of How I Became a Famous Novelist


Steve Hely's novel masquerades as the tell-all memoir of a contemporary “famous author” who reminisces about his way to fame - a bit artificial fame but still.

We meet Pete Tarslaw, the main hero, as a recent college graduate in his thirties who writes essays for college entrants – a rather dubious job to say the least of it. The guy seems to be on the slippery slope to homelessness and unemployment - his hobby appears to be napping and drinking, his hygiene and motivation have degraded to such a level that he's accumulating beer bottles next to his bed as convenient substitutes for the toilet One day, however, his ex-girlfriend sends him an e-mail with an invitation to her wedding which will take place in one year’s time. Outraged Pete becomes desperate to impress her (and everybody else too ) and decides to change his life. He wants to find a vocation that meets preferably all of the following 4 objectives - (1) fame (enough to open up new sexual opportunities and have a personal assistant), (2) financial comfort (without having to have a job again, retire to boating and skeet shooting), (3) a big home on the ocean (with library, bay windows, wet bar etc) and (4) humiliate Polly, his aforementioned ex-girlfriend who dared to find somebody better (an Australian to boot!).

Being a literate and even college-educated person (at least technically) Pete focuses on becoming a writer. He realizes that most best selling authors seem to follow a sort of formula and writing a novel is, in fact, nothing bur a clever con-job. He creates and analyses the formula with the goal of writing a best seller. After a writing course he starts working on his first book, entitled The Tornado Ashes Club. Although Pete manages to get published, the book is initially just another damp squib; only after an accidental quarrel between a critic and a book blogger it starts selling better but then the things are hardly moving in the direction our hero wanted them to go. Be careful what you wish for…

What I liked:

A great idea for a novel - about becoming a novelist! The book is well-written, I liked the excellent, tight humour of the first part – the struggle of the main lead to change his rather miserable life was really funny, not to mention descriptions of the whole publishing business. The novel does call into question the current state of reading and writing books in our very electronically-addicted society and it does it in a very palatable manner. Anyone who has ever had an urge to write a book will likely enjoy it.


What I didn’t like

In short and in my very humble opinion the book would have been a better novella than novel. Apart from that I felt a bit weird reading it as there was not one point in the entire book in which I really rooted for the main guy. He was funny but he hardly inspired sympathy. Apart from that the quotes from "other" books (mostly invented) started to be too similar after a while. The worst thing for me was the fact that laughs really become sparse in second half which reads a bit like any writer’s worst nightmare.

The final verdict:

Good entertainment, not enough food for thought. Pity but I would recommend reading this book even if you don't want to become a writer yourself.



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Sunday, 5 September 2010

Silent Sunday

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

Wishful Wednesday, 1 September


The meme is hosted by Brooke Bluestocking Guide.
 I know I am a bit late but after reading several reviews I wish I could find and read "Mockingjay" by Suzanne Collins or, indeed, all the books from " The Hunger Games" series. I've heard plenty of good things about this series and I wouldn't want to miss it. If you have already read it please tell me what your impressions have been.
MockingjayImage via Wikipedia
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